Masturbation.

Damn I'm slow, but it looks like I'm not the only bored one here...

 

haha, brilliant minds think alike i guess


Becky, what did that thread have to do with masturbation?

 

Sometimes once a day, and sometimes I'll do it, like, up to 10 (on some weekends)Honestly? I do iot more than most GUYS i know

 

Im thinking everyone masturbates at least once in their life
and if they deny it, it means that they do it religiously

 

Except the poor folks who don't know how.

 

I think its maternal instinct

 

What? You think that masturbation is a "mother's instinct"? Haha, WTF?

 

Haha...I think I used the wrong word.

 

Yeah... LMFAO!

 

I feel like I'm going to read a book

 

haha... Chuck.

 

Huh?

 

WHAT?!!! Katie! You poor, poor deprived being! Come to Big Kate's house--she'll show you how it's done.

 

I was surprised to see that with my latest partner, she is like you. I hadnt seen that before. I did my best to replace it.....

 

I wonder why masturbation is called "self-abuse"

 

Self abuse? Who said that? It's Self-Gratification my friend!

 

the dictionary defines it as self abuse-

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Self+abuse&r=s&pos=1

 

I get a chuckle out of the Bible story about Onan, cuz that was taught to us as kids as being against it, which it is not.


But, I think I feel a song coming on.....

Every Sperm Is Sacred Lyrics
DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

 

That's the Urban dictionary, holmes. The real dictionary doesn't define it that way. And besides, I have my own definitions of things...

Hahaha! Black, I love it! Does it count for eggs too? What about female ejaculate?

 

yes, check out the Catholic Dictionary, it defines Self-Abuse the same way.