Mens balls..Love them or Hate them?

I'm sorry to hear about your saggers. Can your wife fit them into her mouth or do you have to be content with mere nibbling?

Your quarters bouncing nut-sack buddy, Bogs

 

Big Balls

by AC/DC

Well I'm upper upper class high societyGod's gift to ballroom notorietyAnd I always fill my ballroomThe event is never smallThe social pages say I've gotThe biggest balls of allI've got big ballsI've got big ballsThey're such big ballsAnd they're dirty big ballsAnd he's got big ballsAnd she's got big balls(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)And my balls are always bouncingMy ballroom always fullAnd everybody cums and cums againIf your name is on the guest listNo one can take you higherEverybody says I've gotGreat balls of fireI've got big ballsOh I've got big ballsAnd they're such big ballsDirty big ballsAnd he's got big ballsAnd she's got big balls(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)Some balls are held for charityAnd some for fancy dressBut when they're held for pleasureThey're the balls that I like bestMy balls are always bouncingTo the left and to the rightIt's my belief that my big ballsShould be held every nightWe've got big ballsWe've got big ballsWe've got big ballsDirty big ballsHe's got big ballsShe's got big balls(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)(We've got big balls)(We've got big balls)And I'm just itching to tell you about themOh we had such wonderful funSeafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish(But we've got the biggest balls of them all) heeheehee...i love doing that song at karaoke. i know, i'm a dork.

 

My balls are not saggy. Did you know that when a guy is sexually aroused, the entire scrotum tightens up and the testicles rise up closer to the body? The entire setup gets rather tight. Not saggy at all. Or maybe it's just that I'm thusly blessed.

Blue skies,
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I love getting my scrotum tickled

 

do you giggle like a little school girl

 

god, my balls dropped a long time ago...when were they supposed to? anywho, i like my balls.

 

be nice to him, he's just trying to make peace with you.

DOES ANYBODY BODY BLOODY KNOW WHAT "A WELL SEASONED GIRL MEANS?" HOLY CRAP HAS IT EVER BEEN THIS HARD TO GET AN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION?

well, id just appreciate an answer please.

 

Nisha, he called you a whore.

 

May I see?

*ahem* I digress...

I really dig men's balls. I love to touch and kiss them (haven't met too many men who LIKE them to be touched though). I don't think they are gross at all.

 

Yuk they look gross, feel gross and smell gross. Thank god I'm a lesbian. Thank you god.

 

ok thank you.

bugman, i no longer have the same amount of respect for you, however i dont think that being bitchy at you forever will help, so i will just keep my distance.

peace

 

"I love to touch and kiss them (haven't met too many men who LIKE them to be touched though)"

I was with one guy who absolutely loved me to lick his balls during/after his orgasm. But my current boyfriend hates it. I wonder why.. guess every guy is different.

 

It means a fucking Ho! God, do I need to spell it out for you? Take it fucking easy! Oooops. You've been doing that all along, haven't you?

 

Do I know you?

 

Why, yes, yes you do
thats how i knew you giggled...tee hee
harharhar j/k
but are balls ticklish??

 

yea, some balls are ticklish

I bet even Beakman might let out a little giggle if Nye licked his balls

 

hahaha
and then some tripple x action would start...ehehehe

when you lay on your stomach, do you have to be mindful of your "boys" I guess what i am saying is, when you sit and such do you have to shift everything in a position or to be comfortable, and so you dont pinch them...

 

haha -- I think if guys were given boobs, and girls were given balls, for a day, only the balls would get returned!!

i.e. -- much shifting

 

Shaved or hairy?

 

hahaha ya know, you are absolutely right..

of course if i had balls for a day, i would probably play with them, smack people with them, tell people i have the biggest balls ever...

boobs are just as annoying, well, er, maybe not
if a guy had boobs, all damn day he would be massaging those constantly..and probably try to suck on them and rub his face in them