actuly its the other way around flattus maximus gwar was sent to this planet because they pissed off there master so they killed the dinosaurs and created humans from raping prehistoric apes, because they fucked up the world so bad they where entombed in Antarctica thousands of years later Sleazy P. Martini a record executive for Capitalist Records found Gwar brought them to new york and gave them guitars a bass and some drums. Now the only way to truly validate your life before death is to join the masses of "lowly zit-ridden scum of outcast prepubescence" when GWAR comes to ravish and bloody your mutant town. SCUM DOGS OF THE UNIVERSE UNITE