mom surprised me, drug testing in next 2 hours!

Lol, when they ask you for a piss test, just say alright confidently as if you know you are going to pass
Then change the subject or walk away like it was nothing
I've done that like 3 times and gotten away with it easy

My strategy is when you know you are going to pass, be confident and somehow get your parent to urine test you
When you pass, say 'trust me, I know what I'm doing' and completely agree with them on the importance of staying away from drugs
Then next time you are told to take a urine test, just say no, this is bullcrap you know I don't do it
They can't do crap
If all goes to worst, you get grounded, they can't physically whip your dick out and make you piss into a cup lol

 

Maybey shes ill informed and groups all illegal substances together in the category of "Addictive and almost impossible to quit" category. Therefore inferring that well if he smokes pot then he wont be able to quit and we need to just find out so we can get him into rehab stat.


wow im baked and just went over the worst case scenario and kinda got sidetracked. That would be terrible though, I hope I never have to pee in a cup.