most unattractive feature of the person above you

how toilet paper balls up in your ass hair and stays there for days

 

the way he always wants to remove my toilet paper balls with his tongue

 

*it was a joke.
of course i know, for whatever reason, that you called yourself BBAD (with 2 b's) intentionally (with no typo). this is a game.

i'm not that 'other guy' from myspace.*


Writes false accusations in large print.

 

uses too much grease to slick back his do wop hairdooooo...

 

the hair thats on his backside

 

farts so loud it scares the buffalo

 

size 16 feet

 

your peachfuzz beard

 

the week old chunks of steak in between your front teeth

 

third belly button .....the one on your forehead

 

the way you carry an extra pencil in your left nostril

 

that bra you always wear that gives you twin ski-ramps

 

her man hands

 

her hands that look like crab claws

 

his toes that are so long he can pick up a wrench with them

 

the way her armpits always smell of garlic

 

his messy bedroom

 

hangs her undies in the bathroom which causes me to try them on....

 

that he looks better in the undies than me

 

grannypanties!!!!!!!!