most unattractive feature of the person above you

has eyes x10 to big for his head.

 

your big ears

 

your false teeth

 

sleeps neekid, except for one sock on left foot....

 

licks brick walls

 

has one eyebrow....

 

he's got more hair under his armpits and on his feet than he has on his head

 

has curly toe nails, painted a bright flourecent red....

 

is way too familiar with the farm animals

 

has beady little eyes and flapping head, it's no surprise

 

shaped like birgbird

 

never learned how to ride a bike

 

drives a vintage Citroen

 

has dollar store sneakers, but covers them with the upper layer of a worn out rebok...

 

the fleas he keep under his pillow

 

her bushy eyebrow

 

wears rusty ear & nose rings.....

 

his nipple ring

 

Robot Arms

 

her inability to differentiate between objects of an accusative preposition and objects of a dative preposition