my birthday is tomorrow.

you're wonderful
i'm going to come find you some day
and we're going to make love until the sun comes up (on the sixth day)
then we'll rest
like god

 

ahaha that sound like fun!

don't you have a girl tho?

 

Okay, maybe this is getting a little overkill... like God.

 

ahah hey we're just trying to plan the most bitchin', sex-infested party EVER.. i'm going to have a party that will knock hugh heffner's socks off!!!!

 

George, it's just all good fun.

And no, I don't.
:H

 

We could invite Hugh Hefner.... I wonder if they have handicapped pornography.

 

ahaha i'd like to screw heff, along with bill clinton and bob dylan. that would be a great orgy.

 

Fine, I didn't want to be mentioned.

 

Bill Clinton... if I was screwing him, I wouldn't be able to help my hysterical laughing at him during the whole interval...

 

nathan... you are included in that derr... it was just so obvious i didn't think it was necessary to mention your name.


hahahah i keep thinking about me doing air guitar.

 

Good.
Can we get naked?
(Not sexually.* - Just wanna strip.)



*Unless you want it sexually.

 

ahaha you so want me.

 

Very much.
You're so wonderful.

 

ahah i don't know what to say anymore.

 

Tell me you love me and you want to marry me!

 

ahahhah nah. i don't think i want to marry anyone.

 

Ok...

 

I would piss myself to relive that moment.

 

ahahhhah oh man that was funnnnnnnnnnny

 

lmfao... I know, but the funny thing is I don't know where the hell my shorts went...