My Birthday

If there's anyone my friends don't call when there's a party, it's me -.- it's cause I'm the quiet one with nothing to contribute except substances

 

^ That sucks.

 

that seems like a reason to invite you to me

 

^^^.....lol I can't tell if your being sarcastic or not.

 

not really, no

 

i'm pretty quiet in large settings + high
i'll contribute in small settings + high

but large + drunk and I'm loud as hell
small + drunk and I'm asleep

 

why?

 

you got the substance lol

 

you can get a whole cake

 

i'd rather get a lapdance and some cigars

ha

 

how about a chick in a big cake?

 

i will cook you in the cake but i mean hitler tried that and it didn't go to well...

 

lol