My boobs...

incestious nipple sucking is just hot

 

Hmmm...isn't that sort of where nipple-sucking started in the first place?

 

ya'll are weird.....

 

Who me? Never!

But really...mothers DO breastfeed. And that does involve nipple-sucking. I'm just thinking outside of the horny box.

 

This is too much for an old man to deal with, lol jiggle boobs jiggle, lol

 

its also where most retarded babies come from

 

Heheheheh, horny box! hehe, Mony...

Marry me and have my babies.

 

i understand the whole breast feeding thing....but outside of that box....eeeeeeewwwwwww

 

So the obvious solution would be to take of your shirt too, i.e. go completely topless !

 

she won't do that because it would excite you waaaaayyyyyyy to much

 

Poor GLM isn't getting any love.

 

So sorry to correct and dissapoint you, but I DO make very significant progress with the black girl with who I want to go to bed !

 

Good for you. Give 'er a donky punch and a dirty Sanchez.

 

Well I DO know how to google but Im too lazy right now so could you explain in a few words to a person whos native language is not english what this means ?

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Donkey+punch

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dirty+sanchez

Here ya go, no typing required.

 

oh, we are all quite eager to hear how much "progress" you've made here......

 

This one here is from your own link:

"an urban legend that holds that if you have vaginal or anal sex with a woman (or anal sex with a man) and punch him/her in the back of the head, it will somehow cause the vaginal/anal muscles to contract. this is medically impossible, but widely circulated among 12 year old boys and those that share their general level of maturity"

 

Pervert.

 

I take it you're more into the old Hot carl, huh?

1. hot carl



a 'hot carl' is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it. Anal to oral is called a 'rusty trombone', dumping on the chest is a 'Cleaveland steamer', and anal to tit fuckin is a chilli dog. If you have the squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the seran and onto the skin/mouth then you are awarded extra points, carl would be proud.

I bought some seran wrap today because I want to give Carrie a hot carl for her birthday.

 

1. sack lunch mustache
The pubic hairs left upon a person's upper lip after sucking on the balls of some male animal.

That is one happy faggot, look at his sack lunch mustache.