My buddy pulled the most beautiful woman I've ever seen yesterday

GET SOME FUCKING TASTE YOU VIRGIN MARY ANOREXIAPHILE!!!

 

Wow, she can certainly squirt

 

Yeah!! And Rat over here is bothering me about how hot Julia Roberts is or something.

 

everything just seems planned I guess. Wheres the genuine?

 

certainly not.

 

Of course I can understand that. That's why AFTER YESTERDAY I'm back on the wagon for a long long while. If I feel like not having another drink for the rest of my life- that's what I'll do.

P.S. Viking girl was constantly asking me, "Are you ok? How many have you had?" (after I told her about quitting the bottle )

 

Actually, now that I think of it, there was one particular incident where a stunning Italian girl actually came into my work because we had agreed to go out for a coffee and when she did come in I was so terrified that I hid behind a shelf and then I never saw her again.

You're not the only dick. I really liked her too, she was kind, and found my faults charming.

 

Shooting ourselves in the foot is "natural."

Edit: Actually, on a more serious note- I came to realize recently that I shoot myself in the foot basically because I'm too sensitive to just fuck girls. I need an emotional connection and sometimes it's not there. No matter how grotesquely beautiful they are.

So I don't beat myself up about it anymore. IT'S JUST PUSSY!

 

i nab so many hot bitches.

 

Shut up. You're a woman! What's the accomplishment in sex if you're a woman.

 

But I really liked this girl, and I had already pwned her pussy to start with.

It was the emotional connection I was afraid of, but these days I would say I am more like you. I really don't give that much of a crap about casual sex, I want something more. I wouldn't turn it down though. Sadly, only you are that much of a dick :smilielol5:

 

So basically all women are to you is an orrifice to stick your dick into? Nice.

 

you only dream of having a clitoris of your own.

 

I know I'm an extreme case. But don't laugh at me, you're the only friend I have.

 

What a douche.

 

Only if they are as nice as yours. I imagine you have a hot clitty :biggrin:

 

I'm still cuter than you.

 

for a moment there i thought you might have seen it. i posted some interesting pictures when i first came to hf

anyway, it's pretty nice.

 

I can kinda see through your undies pic in the bodyshot thread. :biggrin:

*points and jeers*