My buddy pulled the most beautiful woman I've ever seen yesterday

What is this shit about these women with giant clits, or clits that you can actually pull out of the fanny? I have seen it in porn, but whenever I go diving into a pussy they don't strike me as particularly large or protractable. I don't nos

 

you only have to point with one hand.

snap.

 

Oooooooooooh shit. How do you feel being an object of my masturbation fantasies?

 

moderately indifferent.....

:leaving:

 

Oh HAI!

Thanks for spilling my beans.

Btw, What does David Suzuki say about uhhh, putting gas in your car?

I know he hates Shell, favours diesel and renewable cars, but what refined fossil fuels does he endorse as the better choice? Does it say stuff like that in your book???

I was thinking about getting gas today, just to fill my car up - because it's 1/4 full and has been sitting there for awhile. But then I thought to myself "Why the fuck am I thinking about deflated gas prices when I don't even know where *my* fuel source comes from besides a nozzle?"

Anyway, super cool calendar. Thx.

 

"Moderately" is more than what I expected so...WIN-

 

she does have nice boobies.

prax you have to stop editing your posts so much. stick with what you say.

 

Can't. I'm a second-guessing motherfucker...I don't care if you don't think it's sexy.

 

i feel a little cheated, truth be told.

and just for the record, i can't think anything other than sexy thoughts after seeing that pic in that thread.

 

thanks. i figure i'll show off the glory of creation before i have to tuck them into my belt.

 

Yeah, Zilla is pretty sick.

 

half an inch from having a laugh with ya. if i only knew you a bit better my man.

yes she is pretty sick. she said something pretty funny one time a long time ago and i've thought so since. no fucking clue what it was. and it was probably a freak accident cause she hasn't said anything funny since then.

 

oh, well then send me some boob pics.

you can prop those motherfuckers up long after gravity's done it's job, no?

 

shame.

good thing my tits make up for my lack of personality.

 

You can't beat her, Waking! :biggrin:

Edit: Waking, what do you want to know about me? What part of Zilla's body I prefer?

 

I'm kind of annoyed that nobody has answered my question about clitori. It is plural clitori is it not?

As for the book. I have hardly read anything on paper in the last 2 or 3 months. I read the first 2 or 3 chapters, which is a huge achievement. Thanks for reminding me that I need to read more.

All I know is that he talks about hybrid cars and their superiority over conventional gas powered vehicles within the first few pages. He talks a lot about renewable energy, as for which gas he prefers...not there yet. Tell you what, I'll go get it out of my car and have a look.

I'm so glad you like the calender So glad. I am happy in fact, and smiling.

 

Ugh. i couldn't set up a joke if my life depended on it right now. You're not helping zillah. not a fan of the smothers brothers i guess, eh? killing me here!

 

How the fuck did ghey ass Suzuki get in my thread?

 

interestingly enough, that is exactly what I wanted to know about you prax.

but for real.

i'm thinking you may go legs, but i'm not sure how modest you are.

 

VEEEEEEEEERY good guess. You're actually scaring me a little...

But I also like her eggs- for they are fertile.