My buddy pulled the most beautiful woman I've ever seen yesterday

now i'm a little more on edge about the masturbation thing.

 

Creeped out? :cheers2:

Better than indifference, if you ask me. I should bring in my Jeffrey Duhmmer routine

 

never admire eggs. that means you gotta think they think. and that = suck when you get 'em all knocked up.

 

Easy for you to say, young buck. Survival is the goal itself- it's bitter cold out.

 

The fuck? Dude, you sound like my dna. Nah it ain't.

oh wait .... I see what you're saying. and in that case. don't blame ANYONE but yourself.

 

My plate is clean of blame, bubba. Always-

 

alright.

so can you make her post more pictures of her legs?

 

a classic. like my facial expression, too. would you pick a fight with me?

 

God you people post some real shite sometimes.

 

Bullshite? I agree.

 

i'm kind of glad that worked.

with those boxer thighs no one is picking a fight with you. what are you ... like 5'8"?

 

yup.

did you think i was shorter?

those are soccer, snowboarding, and horseback riding legs. and then i have this petite upper body and like no arm muscle, but whatevs... it works.

 

i had never thought about how tall you were.

ya ya soccer legs ... sure. I call my chicken legs hockey legs, we all gotta get around it somehow. its a good thing you have big hair cause it helps mask the odd proportion.

 

yeah, my hair is a blessing. the boobs are pretty distracting as well.

 

well now I know you aren't mute, so I guess you're not a complete freak show.

 

i have twelve toes!

 

holy son of mother fuck. please tell me that's true! Girls with extra toes are hot.

 

it's all true.



oh, yeah, and eh... i was totally lying about my leg hair earlier....

 

I have new glasses!

 

I'd be too busy trying to grope your tits ,TBH.

-My legs are prolly bigger- fatter tho too.Huge thighs and birthin' hips- I feel so blessed .
I often wish for those super thin twig legs some chicks have.