My butt hurts.

Nice bruise. I don't think I've ever managed to bruise that dark.

 

is that a christmas tree in your bathroom?!?

 

LOL. See the bottom of page 4.

 

wow, that sucks. I'll e-kiss it better, if you'd like lol

...I usually get the urge to poke bruises too, for some reason, Brad started calling them buttons and because of it we made a game of poking them as hard as we can...and laugh a bit.
...for some reason, I don't get the urge to poke that one though lol

 

LOL @ photobucket TOS......

 

I just wanna whack that bruise with something. My hand, a paddle, a switch. Something, you need more pain.

 

yeah I generally can't be bothered to read an entire thread, too much work

 

threads aren't for reading

 

exactly!

read the original post, maybe scan through the rest, comment, move along....

who reads entire threads?!

 

I think we’ve discovered your fetish


hotwater

 

I don't even read the first post, unless I'm the first reply.

This computer sucks so bad that I can keep flipping pages.

I miss my good computer.

 

Yeah d00d. Photobucket couldn't handle my voluptuous [read: cellulite-ridden, flabby] ass.

 

Mine hurt for awhile right after I got tattoed on it.

 

And to make my life just a little bit cooler.

I slipped on ice getting out of my truck last night and landed, quite conveniently on, you guessed it... my left buttcheek.

me = fail.

 

You should just give up on that left buttcheek. It's obviously trying to commit suicide. You wouldn't look too lopsided with only half an ass.

 

Now I'm trying to think of some appropriate Christmas music for the bathroom. Perhaps 'The Twelve Days of Christmas'. That's a nice long song appropriate as a bathroom song. Similar to The Beatles Hey Jude.

.

 

Toolmaggot, you have a CASH ass and you know it. I'd surf it like high tide as long as I don't catch any flying crabs or anything.

 

It's flat and wide. Made for riding camels.

 

Well, I'd knock it like Kool-Aid anyway. Just sayin.

 

I could probably just graft half of my right buttcheek over to my left side.

But then I'd be like one of those fat barrel girls. Well, sort of.

The kinda broads that have normal sized legs, absolutely no ass, then a huge gut and no tits.

I'm so glad I'm not that kinda fat.