my dick is so long...

Discussion in 'Humor' started by _zero_, May 23, 2012.

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  1. _zero_

    _zero_ Newbie

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    my dick is longer than america's attention span
     
    _zero_, Jun 14, 2012
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  3. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    My dick so long i can fuck my own throat
     
    PEACEFUL LIBRA, Jun 14, 2012
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  5. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I use mine to deep sea feesh with instead of fishing line.....;-D
     
    farmout, Jun 16, 2012
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  7. DMFP

    DMFP Member

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    Something happened to my cock - was like 20 miles long - now is 2 cm's. Ho hum.
     
    DMFP, Jun 16, 2012
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  9. storch

    storch banned

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    DMFP,

    After reading the post above you, you used yours to do some deep-sea fishing, didn't you. But it didn't go as well for you as it did for farmout, did it?
     
    storch, Jun 16, 2012
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  11. r4n8e

    r4n8e Member

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    My dick is so long, that it's often mistaken for Moby-Dick
    XD
     
    r4n8e, Jun 20, 2012
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  13. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Tomorrow *21st* Is The Shortest And Coldest Day Of The Year...:(.

    Therefore Tit Stands To Reason, My Dick Has Reached It's Shortest Point

    For 2012,

    From This Point On Peeps, Things Just Have To Get Bigger...:2thumbsup:.



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Jun 20, 2012
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  15. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    My dick is so long its getting cleaned in China.
     
    DroopySnoopy, Jul 23, 2012
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  17. snowtiggernd

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    Mines so long I have to use the short urnial so it dont drag bottom
     
    snowtiggernd, Jul 24, 2012
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  19. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    ass?
     
    The Imaginary Being, Jul 24, 2012
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  21. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    my name is maximus bigimus dickius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, marcus aurelius. father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. and i will have my vengeance, in this life or the next
     
    The Imaginary Being, Jul 24, 2012
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  23. BTS

    BTS Member

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    actually its short
     
    BTS, Jul 24, 2012
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  25. Colimon

    Colimon Cheesus Christo

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    my dick is so long, it's poking your back when I'm facing you.
     
    Colimon, Aug 1, 2012
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  27. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Highway 10 across the southern US? Uh-uh. 's My dick. (Don't spin your tires,dammit! It hurts.)
     
    scratcho, Aug 1, 2012
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  29. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Mines so long I have to put warning lights on it when I go nude outdoors....;-D
     
    farmout, Aug 7, 2012
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  31. Marebare

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    get your long ass dicks away from me - y'all are scaring me with them!
     
    Marebare, Aug 7, 2012
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  33. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    It has 4 Time Zones.
     
    RetiredHippie, Aug 7, 2012
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  35. ManyInterests

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    My dick is so long, when I do her in the ass she says "honey, you know I don't like to give blow jobs."
     
    ManyInterests, Aug 7, 2012
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  37. deleted

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    its going to be used for magnetic rocket launch rail...
     
    deleted, Aug 7, 2012
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  39. Ely North

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    My dick is so long, when I lay down I have to put a blinking light on it so planes won't crash into it.
     
    Ely North, Aug 30, 2012
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