If you've never slept next to a dog you're missing out. They can teach you a thing or two about sleeping
I wish my dog would sleep next to me. She will cuddle for like 5 minutes and then move to the end of the bed. My cat is the best cuddler in the world. I would rather cuddle with her than a person!
thats sick man, but you gotta be careful. my friend was walkin in the woods with his dog and some drunk fucks tried the same shit and his dog(which was a german shepard) literally made this guy have to get like 20 something stitches and the fuckin bitch brought legalities into it after attempting to rob him.