My favourite subject: ME!

Hahahaha! That had me smiling for some time. Thanks Sal.:tongue:

 

Force him to say 'Deal or No Deal?' constantly, and bug him about whether there actually IS a banker on the other end of the phone.:tongue:

It will most likely end with rape.

 

What do you think this fantasy you have of being raped by Noel Edmonds says about you?

 

I like red boxes?

What do you think it means?:tongue:

 

Do you think Noel Edmonds is perhaps a symbolic father figure for you, with his grey, very tidy beard and his homely manner? Do you perhaps subconsciously regard being anally raped by the former Radio 1 DJ as a way of reclaiming the love you never received as a child?

 

...

 

Have you ever been to the Eisteddfod at lake Bala, if so which year?

 

I haven't. Bala is in the North of Wales. I live in the South Valleys.

 

Oh so you are English then?

 

No.

 

Do you go to school? Or do you work? If so what job do you do?

 

I'm a college student, studying English Literature, History, and Film Studies. I'm also unemployed and desperately need a job.

 

What's your favourite movie?

 

In that photo of you, are you about to squeeze a zit ?

 

I think he's demonstrating the size of your penis

 

more like his own if its penis sizes he's showing. Mine is quite big actually
Perhaps we are both mistaken and its the size of one of your arse clingons, lithium

 

L.A Matthews, do you fancy Crucifieddreams ?

 

Are you an insecure person?

 

What a clown. I can't work out whether he's Sentient or not. Italian ways says he probably is, but Sentient is never usually that much of an arse....

 

I do!