my first time...sort of.

i got damn high my first time, then the next 5,6 maybe even 7 times were worthless. i dont reeally remember the seciond time i was actually high...wish i did, fuckkk

 

the first time i didnt really get high...i just remember washing my hand, and asking my friend " am i high yet"...lol...then i remember sitting on the couch, watching my friend eat cheeto's and watch porno's...lol...i was 11

 

Last weekend we smoked up a guy at a golf course. It's a secluded spot, but some of us were making "did you hear that? it sounded like people!" jokes for no real reason but to make some light tension. The new guy didn't think he was getting stoned at all, but apparently he got a big dose of paranoia. 2 guys went to look over a hill and made some harmless, sudden movement. The new guy just took off like a fucking gazelle. We yelled the whole time we watched him run the 3/4 of a mile to the tree line, and he never even looked back. Priceless.

 

Ya dont assume you have a high tolerance; you don't

Everyone experiences this feeling at least once
(Its kinda an self esteem thing, cool kids have a high tolerance..lol?)

I had the craziest high my first few times
My frame rate of my eyesight went from avg 70 framz/sec to like 3
INSANE
It was like a movie that I controlled CRZY

After that my highs were great, now its like a slightly different sober, but nothing beats that first 2 weeks

BUT
My friend on the other hand just got tired from smoking
He'd take a hit and just complain about how tired he was while sitting on the couch, while I was completely rapt into how the room was like a movie scene and blurting out "I knew that would happen, just like on Everybody loves raymond" (life is like random comedy movie scenes, cartoonish all sequenced together to me while i'm high)

Anyways
So after about 8 months of hating weed cause it just took away his ambition to do anything while high, made him feel guilty like hes a worthless stoner
..after 8 months he loves it and sees things just like I do while high, everything funny seems so cleverly acted