My girlfriend can only masturbate using dead puppies

Cool, the ten foot pole is hollow, so I can make like a diggereedoo, which it will mean it will vibrate so we'll save on batteries.


Woooomwooooaaa Woooomwooooaaa Woooomwooooaaa



Of course, after saying all that, I hope IBs mum hasnt recently passed or got head cancer or something like that(knock on wood)


Of course after saying that, I'm surrounded by plastic, there wasnt any actual wood to knock on, so I had to knock on another type of wood