My girlfriend is now fat!

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by kermit, Feb 20, 2005.

  1. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

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    Flake...above a 5 doesn't mean you're fat...I'm a size 7 and I'm definitely not fat. But, whatever man.

    But I've decided that you're really immature and full of hate.

    I dont get people like you.
     
  2. USNavyDeadHead

    USNavyDeadHead Member

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    Big Girls Rock my World!
     
  3. Jointman69

    Jointman69 High Nigga Pie

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    told you guys theres someone out there tha tlikes fat bitches^
     
  4. USNavyDeadHead

    USNavyDeadHead Member

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    Hey! I didnt say "fat" I said Big. There is a difference. FAT means you cant tell where the waist is. BIG means shes built thick and has the curves to go with it!

    I like big butts and I cannot lie
    and you other brothers cant deny...
     
  5. AT98BooBoo

    AT98BooBoo Senior Member

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    Try this. "Say hunny I'd like to get into better shape so I'm joining the gym." It'd be really great way to spend time together if you went with me." Suggest going for walks everyday. Just one mile a day can make a difference over time. Plus it gives you and opportunity to spend quality time together. Drinking green tea will make a big difference as well. Take the "baby steps" approach.Little changes in diet and activity level can make a big difference over time.
     
  6. kermit

    kermit Member

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    you've got to be kidding!!! My friend told me tonight that his friend got divorced because his wife would fart and burp in frot of people!!! And she was not pretty..



    I mean A little toot from a skinny little fine woman might be cute but a big rippin ass burp followed by a hail mary..... U tell me???? The more you eat the more you process!!! Shit that is!



    P.S. There ‘s an 808 party going on!
    http://www.purevolume.com/arenaproductions
     
  7. kermit

    kermit Member

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    [​IMG]

    WHat is and what could be! welcome to the odd views of kermit...


    P.S. please go to taken5.com and post random thoughts.. Freedom is ours!
     
  8. headymoechick

    headymoechick I have no idea

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    imhurria my comment wasn't directed at you because you aren't fat or unhealthy in the least. Neither is Miss Fontella.

    We don't know how tall this girl is or if the weight she gained is in or out of her control. jesus, how many times do I have to say this? I wish you people would read everything I say instead of picking out one damn sentence and assuming that's my whole opinion.
     
  9. Faerie

    Faerie Peachy

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    Kermit... that pictures gross... *shudders in the corner*
     
  10. luv

    luv Member

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    kermit, you wonder about people's reactions, but you were basically trying to tell us that ALL women are getting fat, which is just rubbish. And what's even worse, you talked about your girl in a way that just doesn't show much respect. And respect is so important in a relationship. If it is true that she is fat and lazy then you need to find a way to motivate her to get as fit as you. Not everybody has been bashiong you, some peeps actually gave good tips. Have you actually talked to your gf about your problem?
     
  11. Abyle

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    Anyone consider that maybe this nerd is a little chubby boy without a girlfriend, looking for some attention and self-confidence?
     
  12. kermit

    kermit Member

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    yes, and we had knock down drag out sex last night and she was complaining about her gut hurting from sit-ups. Good thing I did not say anything to her and just let the internet rip me a new asshole as opposed to my woman.

    this was a good thread for me, I think I will post a story at taken5.com
    is it ok If I quote anyone within these post?

    BTW she is 5'8 180 now I am 5'13 and weigh the same. she is still one sexy bitch and I do love her, did I mention she likes to show up naked and bring beer ahhhh my girl, Love stinks and this thread proves If you have nothing nice to say EVEN MORE TO your girl, shut your pie hole and start licking pie!

    Peace out.

    Haked by da Frog!
     
  13. luv

    luv Member

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    Hmmm, if she was doing situps that's a start though, innit? You're weird.
     
  14. Faerie

    Faerie Peachy

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    Your 5'13... Good to know... Your special... probably the only one in the world at that height :p
     
  15. Abyle

    Abyle Member

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    Isn't that 6' 1" in the people world?
     
  16. headymoechick

    headymoechick I have no idea

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    hee hee!

    I didn't even catch that at first!

    and sure go ahead and quote me. not like I can stop you anyway
     
  17. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    dont post post personal shit on the net [​IMG] especially the way you posted it, did you really think people werent going to say anything, come on, my 10 year old nephew knows better...

    If you lover her so much, than why did you say all that stuff.. I think you should wear a helmet at all times [​IMG]
     
  18. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    he isn't fucking worried about her health. men worried about the health of the love of their lives don't call her a fat ass. he's worried about his image.
     
  19. headymoechick

    headymoechick I have no idea

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    well, he should be worried about her health.

    I bitch at my man all day long for smoking cigs. I say mean stuff sometimes. But that's not a sensitive subject either.

    no one get's pissed when someone says, "ew you smoke"
     
  20. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    he SHOULD be worried about her health. and i'm sure he'll throw that in here as a back up to his nasty shallowness, but this man is indefensible.
     
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