My Girlfriend's Ass

Nothing. Is troll.

Or if not, I don't want to be on this planet anymore.

 

I don't suppose there's a chart somewhere that lists sex acts by their naughtiness to make clear the extent to which each impacts upon ones purity? Because I'm getting lost.

 

Can I get a Halleluja! Can I get an Amen! Brother Floyd/I Love Laura/Whatever its going to be after your next banishment has seen the error of his ways!!!!!

As a man of god I recommend that you go to the nearest liquor store and get whatever is going to do the trick. Then go to the hardware store and grab 2 mirrors and a crowbar. Then go to the nearest pharmacy and get the largest jar of Vasalene you can find and finish prying your head out of your ass.

As a man of God I have heard the message and it is true, so you must do it.

Oh, and by the way while you are out grab a pint of rum, a cigar, and a live rooster. Don't skimp on the rum.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Fuck!!!! I keep coming back to this thread in hopes of seeing that picture.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

As I said before, Laura isn't in the equation

 

You know exactly what I meant

 

I think you mean that some sex acts are arbitrarily less pure than others for no apparent reason. Which is ridiculous.

 

No I never actually went out with Laura. I made several advances and got rejected every time. Her boyfriend is now apparently going to get me.. but he said that back in June, so...

 

If you got rejected the first time why did you think it would be any different on subsequent attempts?

 

Because I was in love..