Yeah, Midget. I did. My wife was home and we were lying down for a nap when the Jehova's Witness's came. Had I been alone, I'd have invited them IN and sparked my pipe. Maybe play some AC/DC and talk to them about my relationship with GOD. (MY Higher Power!) It would have been FUN!!!!
This sounds really familiar. Wasn't this part of a script someone in the forums wrote a while back? I think it was called "stoner".