My husband is...

the eye socket?

 

I am going to make you cockeyed :lol:

 

Yeah the one your not using warmo..... Moo that is pretty funny.... Much better then armpit sex btw.

 

He took down the bird nests on our window awnings. Said he was tried of the bird crap all over the place.

Luckily there were no eggs in the nests yet, but still...made me sad. So I called him a mean old man.

But he made up for it last night, rubbed my upper butt for an hour. That sounds silly, but I'm serious. I've been having major sciatic pain (again), so he offered to give me a rub. It helped, felt nice, but I still hurt. Damn, I think I really knocked things out of whack this time, might have to get myself back into the chiropractor if this keeps up.

 

Oh, and I told him yesterday while weeding in my backyard that I want to put in perrenials in the front yard (this was after the bird nest removal), and he said go right ahead honey, get whatever you want, I'll stay here with the kids for you. Hehehe, see, now he's at my beck and call.

 

Boy you have your man trained lessons in doing so please.

 

Lessons? I don't really know how it came about...some might say he's just whipped.

 

Use to think mine was But I think he forgot. May be I will remind him. HEEHEEHEE!

 

Yep, never hurts to remind them every once in a while.

 

*shakes head*