- My Infinite Ass Is Backeth -

I can take your life all the same

 

You can take my life.

But you can never take my FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM!!

/Braveheart quote

 

A theatrical voice in my head.

 

can you do mine as the wicked witch from Oz?
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OH OH!

Can mine be in Betty Boop's voice?>.>

 

he hasn't said yes to me yet don't put him off...... and your little dog too
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Don't be greedy sweetie.

*giggles cutesiely*

 

wait ....



















GOD = friend?

 

God can be a friend to you.

But I'm going to assume you're talking about a user named friend who made a new account as _GOD_.

 

no I really want to accept jesus into my life. I could use a friend like that.

 

Well, used to be I could help you out with that.

Buuuuut nowsadays I'm riddled with sin.

You'll have to find Jesus with someone else.

Sorry.

 

remember what I did to the scarecrow? I'll get my rubber ereaser out if you don't watch it, your only a drawing you know- evil cackle
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Ive just found him, he was under the sofa
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fuck, thank the lord! I thought I lost that motherfucker.

 

:O

Please don't hurt me miss witchy poo. I'm really a sweet girlie.


Keep that Jesus away from me. He's got cooties.

 

Mind you I only found him cause he was singing 'from a distance' at the top of his voice
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OMG he sings Bette Middler songs?

I always thought he was straight for some reason.

 

I can't believe your joining in with the joke you being christian and all I'd never say these things about the goddess.
hope your praying as your typing.
oh BTW it was the Nanci Griffith version, he's got taste
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I'm rather backslidden I'm afraid.

And besides, God gave me this sense of humor. I don't take much of anything personally. This is the internet after all.

The Divine Miss M>Nanci Griffith

 

edited comment, that I feel wasn't appropiate
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