too simple? ok *steps outside of the box* i've got your plan: turn on the gas to the stove and leave it flowing for a couple of hours. come back later when the gas smell is thick enough to physically choke you. this is how you know it's ready. now stand next to your fridge and wait for the compressor to kick on, just like the movie Fight Club. the resulting explosion should produce enough fire to light your reefer however you see fit. there you go, enjoy!
I've decided just to go pick a new ligher up today, but the oddest thing is that the convence store closest to me (stinker) wont sell lighters to people under the age of 18...what type of bullshit is this!?!?!?!? Im moving to canada as soon as i can