my mom has no idea

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by neongreen, Feb 10, 2006.

  1. rydns

    rydns Member

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    believe me your mother will never lie to you, will always love you, will almost always help you and knows all.

    remember those facts and youll be get bye
     
  2. AcousticPeace

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    my mom knows, and its great. lol

    ur mom might know too, ur just too high to realize it.
     
  3. neongreen

    neongreen Member

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    no i go to parkway south high but the cbc kids have to take drug tests haha there using there hair to test them, my mom has never smoked pot thats why she thinks it smells like incense and thats why i think she dosent know a few days ago we were talking about pot and she gos i know you dont smoke pot
     
  4. Terrapin Station

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    details man that sounds like something from a movie... lol
     
  5. Henry151

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    Dude.... whats with all these comments like "A mom always knows" and "parents aren't stupid"? If they're stupid enough to forget the condom, they're pretty fucking stupid.
     
  6. paintballer687

    paintballer687 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Sure thing man.:)
    My friend 'D' (21 year old ghetto ass mother fucker) is a big time coke dealer and just comped 2 ounces of some okay-quality cocaine, and ingeniously leaves it in a normal Ziploc bag in some knapsack on his kitchen floor next to some groceries and went to work.
    His mom snuck over and started making him some cookies that he loves (it was for his birthday) and her mom couldn't find any flour. So she's looking through the grocery bag and notices the Ziploc full of coke and brilliantly assumes it's flour (she is THE stupidest woman I have ever met; she STILL has no idea of her son's drug habits and I am still amazed she holds a job at some software company... or even has a driver's license for that matter). She bakes the cookies and waits for D to come home...
    She surprises him and he is astonished when he hears that she used his coke for flour. He told me he went speechless for like 10 mins or so and then as his mother's about to eat one he screams 'WAIT!' and scares the fuck out of his mom. He tells her that was a bag of bleach to clean his dough machine at work (he was working at Round Table at the time) and she believes him...
    He calls me up the next day and I come over for some 'cookies and milk'... Holy shit I thought I was having a heart attack when he tells me what happened. Funny shit, huh?:D
     
  7. PeaceLoveAndMaryJane

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    I hope you're trying to be funny...

    it isn't working though.



    Anyways, to the OP...

    It isn't all that great if your parents don't know, because then you have to hide it. My mom knows I toke up, she doesn't like it, but she knows. My dad knows, and I've actually smoked with him some.

    Really it's so much better if your parents know, unless they're all crazy about it and try to get you put in rehab and all that shite...but even if they do it's just because they're trying to do what they think is right for you, because they have been told that marijuana is bad, if it wasn't it would be legal. Everyone's fed the same bullshit, but some people choose to believe it and some don't.
     
  8. neongreen

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    those sound like some mad cookies
     
  9. PeaceLoveAndMaryJane

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    I nearly fell out of my chair laughing.
     
  10. Trippin' Billies

    Trippin' Billies Senior Member

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    lmao... i got outta there just in time... Mr. Barr would have ripped me a new ass hole if i tested negative
     
  11. TheShow

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    I know a bunch of parkway south clowns, granted most of them are older than you. Used to be a bunch of fuckin coke heads down at the south. People used to tell me stories of them selling broken up dry wall to younger kids. There's another guy on here from parkway south.

    Trippin B's:
    I missed last year's because I had to work in the West End, but I was so coked out that it was an ok trade. Two years ago was a blast...This year I'm sure we'll be better than ever. I've been told a large portion of New Orleans Mardi Gras-ers wil be coming up this year, but that could just be speculation.
     
  12. neongreen

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    did you go to parkway south
     
  13. TheShow

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    nah I went to high school in denver, but I went to SLU the last 2.5 years and have a lot of friends from the PS area
     
  14. mulch brother

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    me too ,man!! i went to one of their schools in south america.


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  15. EnterTheFarside

    EnterTheFarside the cats pajamas

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  16. buttrfly)i(

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    i smoke and my mom has no idea....she just has that image in her mind that i would never do it.

    well i know for sure that you shouldnt think your kids are the best kids and they would never do anything wrong....hehe
     
  17. jakesanders

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    if she asked you about ur eyes, shes suspicous..
     
  18. paintballer687

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    DUDE! I smoked a blunt earlier and remembered the cookies so I called him up and first thing I said was like 'Dude... you remember those cookies?' and he fell out of his chair laughing! I dunno, I'm high as a kite and that just seems to amaze me....
     
  19. slangshot1

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    went to a De La Salle Christain Brothers high school in Denver. Damn those male ass lovin Jesuits!!!

    - i got rokchurst its in missouroi and its like a really gay proud catholic school who is sojewish was ue school like jsut reidiculus like wear suits or button downs and shit but the school helps u hella to get into a college cuzz its so uptight or wateve
     
  20. TheShow

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    Rockhurst University is great...but you're at the high school, now I believe that is jesuit, correct me if i'm wrong. WE had to wear suits to mass, and collared shirts tucked in every other day, which is how I normally dressed so it wasn't a big change for me. We had a college-prepatory curriculum and it has definitely helped with schoool. My advice hang in there, the education will pay off when you attend university.
     

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