My mom told me Im fat

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Autentique, May 10, 2008.

  1. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    It's funny, if I say Im going on a diet plan and use the money for cocaine. I wouldnt be lying :tongue:
     
  2. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Tell her: "Mom, if you don't quit talking shit I'm gonna get pregnant. Then I'll be just as fat as you since you've had me."

    How mean. :D
     
  3. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    LOL

    Now this one I like :tongue:
     
  4. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Tell her that you're very happy, but thanks.
     
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