My neighbors act like a bunch of monkeys

What do I do?

Oh jesus that question is hard to answer.

I live a complicated life.

As far as what I do in Central America:

I own and run one of the largest rare tropical seed suppliers in the world.

I like to go in the jungle and smoke weed and take photos.

I spend tons of money.

I flirt with any hottie I see.

I dance nude in the rain.

I shoot HD video and produce.

Oh yes and I have this obsession with finding my true love.

But I own many businesses and non profit organizations.

Also I have a secret life, but if I told you it would not be a secret.

Anyone who likes monkeys is a friend of mine.

Yes, I also talk to the animals. They have so much to say...

 

Hell yeah we are. I am. lol

 

UA, you lead a very interesting life. Very interesting indeed.

 

I somehow always knew you were hot.

Email photos

J/k?

Interesting is true. But interesting is well, interesting.

You have heard of the Chinese curse. "May you live in interesting times"?

I like interesting because for some reason I preform better in total chaos. I suppose that why I love the jungle is because deep in the jungle that is what you find...total chaos in perfect harmony.

I am thankful that I learn tons of new things each day.

 

so what type of residence do you reside in while living in the jungle?
it would be pretty cool to live in the jungle.

I would find it easy to live with monkeys, panthers, birds etc.........but uhm, the insects, spiders, snakes or any of that other creepy crawly stuff wouldnt sit to well with me.

 

hahahahaaahahahahaha Nah, I aint really hot, but my attitude makes up for it no? Im alright I guess. maybe if I had your e-mail... who knows.. hehe

 

I have a very large house here. I had to pay an insane amount of money to get the electric line put in.

Drinking water is bottled water. There is a rain gutter on the top of the house that catches rainwater for the kitchen and cleaning.

Also water from the river is pumped in to water all the nurseries and any other plant that might need water.

Also river water is filtered and used for the showers and such.

We have a clothes washer. Heated water ,normal bathrooms.

I get the Internet from a satellite dish.

Insects are a bitch. But there is repellent and wearing the right kind of clothes.

I wear Kevlar snake boots.

But I understand all the dangers thoroughly. That is why I am not scared of the jungle.

But I seem to be a little unusual. Even the locals think I am nuts.

 

lol.......i can see where the locals may think that.

 

I know you are hot.

So do not click on my user name and go to my public profile and click the contact page.

Then do not download my v card and email me sweet photos of you.

Because I know you are hot ,you do not have to prove it to me.

 

She hot trust me. THOSE LIPS!

 

I'll be in Suriname soon and I might take you up on your offer to stay at your farm if I'll be heading your way! :cheers2:

 

Well to let you know I am leaving in a few weeks for the US and then Mexico so I might be gone 2 or 3 months.

But again it is an open invitation. If I am here you are welcome.

 

Monkey see, monkey do.

 

I am the Tree-Hugger.



I wish I had cooler primates that lived near me. I just have a dumbass redneck family, the old nudists *cringes* and the lady that is moving. Although she does have a donkey that tries to rape its own mother.

 

i know how to play the banjo and spit terbacker
pretty far

 

I'm sure you do spit pretty.

 

i also smash bear cans on my head
and wrastlin bears and donkeys and chickens

 

So you like big hairy men with big dicks that are arrogant. Did I read that correctly?

 

you know what your mean and not a hippy

 

I've never said that I am a hippy. You just assumed.