My new gf failed the sniff test...

hahaha city.. you're my new hero!
rock on chicka!

 

Fly it on down to HOB (or IAH) and we'll see...


or should I say smell? *L*

 

thanks earthmomma, I couldn't resist! :H

 

well, you can say yes, you seem to like older women!

 

again, I don't have to present myself as attractive and smart because
I am. and are you an intellectual?

btw, you are young and might not realize that outer beauty is
nothing if you are cold on the inside.

 

Just tell her she has a really strong smell and figure out what it is and how you can fix it.

 

Green, you just gave the best answer!

 

I have read numerous posts you have written and I think that you
are far from an intellectual.

 

Bearbaiting anyone? Jester is intelligent, its just not apparent to most folks because, well, theyd rather what he said wasnt true for the most part. He also hides it well whne he chooses to.

 

OMG that's terrible! what about the rest of her body, is he a clean girl otherwise? does she take care of her body? or is she just dirty?

maybe it was the jeans? :S i don't know, maybe her jeans had a funny smell ( sometimes new clothes have weird smell, like stonewashed jeans ... you know) and that smell was like really bad match with her natural semll ...maybe..???

 

That's a good test, I usally lick the navel to test for any indecent smells down there. When it smells (and some pussy will!) I envoke the shower rule, have her take a shower then do her, or do her in the shower. Enjoy!

Bustramp

 

Nothing says; "I love you" like licking a funky vagina.

 

maybe she farted the moment you went up for the sniff. u know those nasty silent bomb. maybe her jeans hasnt been washed for months.?
but if it is indeed her pussy smell if i were u i wouldnt mind that coz i love the natural smell of woman stink or not, u just hav to accept the way it is.

 

Well, the scent of someone, if it is a turnoff to you, indicates the true chemistry between you too. If you were to get someone else to sniff her, it may smell fine to them, it might be a turn on to someone else.

Those scents determine who we are compatible with in some sense. But yeah, sometimes it's other things such as infections, or dirtyness.

If you're not looking for something serious and her odor continues to offend you stay if you wish, but if you're looking for something serious and you don't like her scent, studies say you were not meant to be.

 

and ditto on balls

haha

 

Mmmm the smell of my gf's pussie.

 

Buy her a wire brilo pad and say "Here Bitch, sort your fucking stanky **** out!".

 

yea man check it out.

 

Now ya know why they call it Pooootang! Tasty Tuna!
I went out with this chick one time, she was a granola rainbow hippie chick, we were on the couch ready to have sex and I was about to initiate the first move when I smelled her, ugh!,yuk! She stunk terrible! She probably hadn't showered in 2 weeks! I never met a chick who smelled like that. I'm used to chicks with clean clothes,showered and perfumed. She wanted to have sex, but because of the smell, I couldn't do it. I couldn't get a hard on, I just laughed and laughed at her! She laughed too, but it pissed her off that I laughed at her. She was so pissed off she went home to take a shower( I didn't think to have her shower at my place!) and then got back together with her ex boy friend and came over with him a few days later to spite me! Damn! But I only laughed harder!

So we learn that if a chick offers you her vagina and you turn it down she'll hate you forever, It's a great insult.

Ladies, if you want to have sex with your lover, be clean take a shower and be sweet smelling, perspiration does funny things. Not every man wants to be a marine and go for the gusto! But some are willing to take the chance!

Man I could have gotten genital warts or something! Imagine that,a big seed wart on the tip of my crank! Ugh!

Funky Monkey!
Smelly ChoCha Bustramp

 

Dude, Maybe you should wash your hands in compound W !

skanky snatch!
sour quiff!
bad gash!
smelly muff!
rotten taco!




Bustramp