My penis is huge :D

a fucking watch hun.

 

yes, a watch that fucks.

 

Oh thank you... you can see my confusion right?

 

yeah its not hard to get confused about it... im listening to kanye west and he just said the greatest line about expensive watches...

i dont think they fuck though.

 

these are not my types of watches then. my ideal watch will love to love and fuck, but separately. it need not be gold, or even silver, as long as she is always on time, and will not tell me if I am too early.

 

that sounds like one rad watch. i give it three thumbs up.

 

do you only have one leg or something? if so, you may give me three thumbs up, plus a toe.

 

all right then.

 

everything is always alright. don't you (anybody) forget it.

 

so is your imagination

 

Then I spend three hundred bucks on this; just to be like, 'nigga you ain't up on this'.

 

Why is it huge?

 

I think you're full of shit, I think your penis is actually only mediocre size

 

Jealous? I think you are.

 

sorta, since my penis is a total joke

 

Haha it must be a joke because I laughed at that one.

 

see? people who have never even seen my penis think its funny....thats how pathetic I am

 

wow...... way too many penises in this convo for my taste. later guys.

 

yup, I'd say this qualifies as a sausage fest