My right eye keeps leaking

No, it was not leaking due to emotions.



Today both eyes leaked with sad tears. Ugh I did the ugly cry today. (I had to take a stray kitten to the pound)

 

awwww

 

I went to the grocery store right after dropping little Scamper off.....I had to buy a loaf of bread and the cashier offered to buy me a cookie.

 

i can give you a treat

 

Give me a back rub and I'll call you my friend for life.

 

Think of all the little Chinese places you past that would have gave you dinner for free!

 

I'm going to cut off your balls and dangle them from my rearview mirror.

 

I am pretty much not wanting this to happen but feel kinda warm and fuzzy inside at the idea you would want to keep a little bit of me with you!

 

It would be a warning to all truckers to leave me alone. I'm sure all of them have seen them enough to recognize them.

 

i give great backrubs

i also rub other things quite greatly too, the lady usually starts purring

 

haha no Fitz, just my back.

 

I have seen these on the backs of trucks, mainly cattle trucks.

 

Oh but Yank, I know what goes down at the truck stops when hookers like me aren't available.

 

fine, i'll leave out the foot rub

 

But they are always there...

 

Good. I hate for my feet to be touched.

 

I've never seen lot lizards that look that good.

 

Me either but google said they are there. I wish I had found a google truck stop I might have actually wanted to waste the money.

 

oh for fuck sake...you're hard to please woman

 

Not really. I love backrubs and spankings. I don't want anyone to touch my feet and I only want a hug if I ask for it or actually cuddle up to someone.