My son is being tested next week

i smoked every day for atleast a year and cleaned my system in 3 days just by drinking alot of water and juices...just have him drink and exercise...5 gallons is way overkill. The test didn't show that my sample was dilluted. Your son will be fine

 

tell your son to stop being a druggie dumb ass and excercise some proper parenting lady!

 

you advocate peace and love, and call him a dumbass.

man.. i dont even want to say anything...

but i will


you're a fuckin douche bag.

 

^^

but hey.. all that about drinking bleach water. sounds crazy, but I wonder if it really works.

At what point do you drink it, though? And how does it affect your piss?

 

cant he stick a tiny pot to his ball sakc filled with ur piss?

 

if they're gonna watch him piss, you cant use someone elses urine unless you have a special device like a fake cock attached to a bag, or you do one of two very risky and/or painful proceedures, injection with needle or catheder and pee normally, only with someone elses piss. :]

if they arent watching, why not use someone elses? keep it at body temp by taping to the groin and applying heat pack for a period of time prior to the test.

 

says some fucked up druggie haha!

 

Best of luck to your kid...and to Matthew- lay off Swazo man.

 

Yes it works. I've seen people smoke hella weed when they had a piss test the next day, drink a small capfull of bleach in a gallon of water, and pass the test with flying colors. And this was at job corps, which is a government program that uses the most thorough piss tests you can get. You can drink it at any point between your last time smoking and when you gotta take the piss test. I still wouldn't recommend it though, as it is nasty as fuck, but it works in a pinch.

 

I would never drink bleach!
WTF!?

 

Found this from a Google search.

Bleach will beat a drug test when added to the sample NOT IF you drink it-- it is poison. But dont bother adding it to the sample either since the labs routinely test the pH of the sample which would be WAAY off as aresult of bleach--oh, and its a drop or two not a capfull.

 

Just thought I'd post an update, he called me today and took one of the home tests first thing in the morning when he woke up. HE ALREADY PASSED! He is going to keep exercising and drinking liquids just in case, but is it possible his system is already clean?

 

Not true. It will work if you drop some in SOME tests, but not the thorough ones. It does work for every test if you drink a small amount. I know it's poison, which is why you dillute a very small amount in an entire gallon of water. Don't tell me it doesn't work, fucker, because I've seen people take piss tests the day after smoking an ounce of weed and pass a piss test with flying colors. Dude, don't rely on google for every fucking thing you ignorant bitch. I know what the fuck I'm talking about, or I wouldn't have said the shit in the first place. STFU.

 

That's good. I'm sure he'll be fine.

 

If he keeps it up I have no doubt he will pass.