My soup is making a buzzing noise?!?!

Wait!!!!!
Pushers?!
I was a runner once.
It was fun.
Until that guy got arrested.

 

sausages scream sometimes too....

and roaches are related to lobsters.....

 

i ate a coffee filter once

 

I've eaten napkins.

A school test also, once.

Sausages scream too?! Cockroaches to Lobsters.. This make me glad I don't eat seafood. How about shrimp? What are they related to?

My god, Dave. You're just a wealth of information.

 

I don't know about shrimp, but I know that hyenas closest "relatives" are mongeese......


freight elevators are scary at night.....

 

THAT, my boy, is extremely interesting. Where do you find all this stuff out?

(not referring to freight elevators. )

 

Matt is teh pusher mannnn.

 

i dont like matt. he is very misinformed about allottaa stuff

 

Do you kids know Shelly?

 

yesh weve been places with her

 

I watch documentaries, hang out with interesting people, and move nesting boxes via a very scary freight elevator (I know you didn't want to know)


why do pathologists talk about corn and why did hominy involve lye?

 

I couldn't tell you, but my mother works at a Native-American(Canadian?!) daycare centre cooking for 50-someodd small children, and she makes corn soup from time to time involving lye-soaked indian corn.

I don't eat it when she brings it home from work...

 

yeah, that'd be hominy.....

I just don't get using lye for food

you know what's cool about soap?

it's invention involved dead people.....

 

haha me too. i used to always eat paper products. like in elementary school, we didnt pay for our food with money, we paid with lunch tickets and I'd be standing in line waiting for my food, and by the time I got to the ticket collector lady person half my ticket would be eaten napkins were a fav of mine as well. now i think about it, i was a fucked up kid.....

 

high fibre diet......

 

Napkins are quite good dipped in sugar once they lose their flavour.

ahha

Dave, lets hear about the dead people soap thing.

 

people would be sacrificed near rivers, the water would flow through the woodash and their fat, downstream of this lye and human fat clothes got cleaner....


mmm human sacrifice gets your whites whiter.....

 

That's not soap. That's laundry detergent.



Hi, kids.

 

laundry dtergent tastes slippery

 

lye + fat = glycerin i.e. soap.....