my vegetarianism is over

that sounds repulsive even to me. everyone knows you gotta get the hot ones. HONEY MUSTARD? ugh.

 

did you know you have to introduce children's bodies to juice and fruit. my kids still haven't gotten around to digesting apple juice properly. so i guess that means children aren't meant to have juice and fruit, huh?

 

Oh snap! Jack never had a prob with apple juice. But other juice, yea he kinda did awhile back

 

I'm not stupid. You know, zero of my teeth are sharp, they're all flat, so I know I wasn't exactly "made" to be an OMNIVORE. Not a carnivore. Anyway, I tried the vegetarian thing, I was a vegetarian for 3 years, and I didn't like it. So I'm not a vegetarian anymore. Oh god, what now? You can't save everyone, Saint Veggie!

 

The only reason I dont eat meat is because Im not legally allowed to ever own a gun, and dont plan on going hunting with a bow and arrow any time soon. Or use a front loader

 

human beings are opportunists. we're just more efficient at killing and eating animals, unlike chimps which are outright vicious and TOTALLY live in disregard for the feelings of their prey. good thing they don't eat as many animals as we do. we'd have to exterminate them.

personally, i have VERY pointy teeth.

 

yeah, we don't do well with juice around here. and when the girls eat fruit they get massive fire shits. it's like montezuma's revenge around here with a bit of agent orange thrown in. *shuddders*

my older daughter prefers meat. she'll take a sausage over a cookie or piece of fruit anyday. the other likes veggies.

 

mmmm mmmm beef

i don't care what happens to the meat i eat before it dies - it could have been viciously beat for its entire life being being slaughtered, and as long as it doesn't mess with the quality of meat, then i'm pefectly content with it

 

Beat your meat?

 

Sounds like a good plan to moi

 

you're a smart cookie

 

yup, good for survival.

 

Bison FTW!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEiciStNpnQ&feature=related

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-a9c6TpAFo