mystical_shroom

I'd suck his dick so fuckin hard.......weird al is one sexy mother fucker

 

I guess you gotta right click on the x, go to properties, then copy and paste the link into the addr3ess bar

 

did it and nothing...ill see it when im on my home puter..meh..

 

this went far...

 

It sure did. That'll teach him to attack you.......

 

hahah yeah.....

 

Calzone is a crybaby....

 

Yeah, he made me knit him a blanket to dry his tears... its pink and has a bunny on it, calzone loves, and I mean LOVES bunnies...

 

They give him happy feelings in his special place.....

 

haha...
did you know he sings a song to his happy place every morning...its true, he sings, The theme to Mr. Rogers...

 

Does he sing that while he pulls it? Or is that reserved for the theme song from The Muppet Show?

 

haha its reserved for the theme to the muppet show....
sometimes he listens to herbie hancock and then winks at himself in the mirror...

 

It's time to put on make up...
It's time to light the lights...
It's time to get things started on the Muppet Show tonight.....

 

hahah...
how much you want to bet he smacks his ass to it too...

 

I don't need to bet, he sent me the video....

 

you're lucky...
did he autograph it...and send a chunk of his hair wrapped in flowers..

 

He did...you should ask for a copy.

 

hey alright, now we're getting somewhere...

 

So how are you today? (Since this IS your thread...)

When I was walking my kids up to the soccer field the other night, some guy yelled "MILF!" at me......thanks, I think....
Last week my friend and I were walking downtown and some other guy yelled "I LOVE BOOBS!" at us....wtf...we know, buddy....

 

Haha thats great.. daisy you know you're a MILF...
haha i love boobs...thats great

Today is a good day, crampin but i ate some of these tylenol rapid release gels..they seem to help..
I have the urge to play on a slip and slide though..haha, now thats a good time waiting to happen..