Name the punishment

You must pretend to be guy for 3 years.

 

you will eat only raw whales genitals for 3 years.

 

you must take a bath in fish eggs

 

You will be strapped to a chair and be forced to listen to 5 hours of a Michael Behe's lecture on creationist theories

 

u must scoop all the poop from the dog park.

 

you will be strapped to a chair and forced to answer 500 questions from rudenoodle.

 

you must wear a T-shirt with"I love Robbie Williams" on it for a year!

 

tied to an icicle dangled over a precipice and wait for the spring thaw... you can lick the ice for water but that will shorten the chances of your survival...

 

you will be hired by an Undertakers, you job will be to wash and clean dead old crumpet for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE......

 

your punishment is to set the world record for most bungee jumps in a day

 

your punishment is to get a picture of a hibernating mother bear with her cubs...

 

you have to then slaughter the cubs, coat them in spicy flour, and fry them with chips.

 

you must castrate papa bear.

 

you must then coat his nuts in spicy flour and fry with chips.

 

then you must eat them.

 

you must decorate your private entrance and post it on every forum immediately!!!

 

squashed in a sauna with two terrifying fat men.

 

If you make one more post about balls...


your punishment will be a teabagging by me on a hot sweaty summer day

 

you must eat only candy canes for one month.