some prostitutes ive had named my gold member 'god'... for desperate asians in the parlors, money can be considered a god-send...but i like to think they were being completely sincere.
i always thought cum dumpster and tube steak were the originals-- from a historical stand point that is.
Alice. My legs are Cathy and Judy, my arms are Jennifer and Elaine, my neck is Julie and my breasts are Jim and Howard.
Dean's penis is Dr Strangelove. My right boob is named Left, and the left one is Right. My vagina does not have a name, but I like to refer to it affectionately as "the axe wound"