I think he should smash it between two bricks and then put ice on it to let the swelling go down. Should be about the right size then, it will slide into partly closed doors then and he can get off almost anywhere, hahahahahahaha.
I just found this thread and I have to admit it was a great read, thanks for my morning entertainment
maybe just widest part some cocks the head is bigger, other the shafts are, some are bent, i wonder if that makes a difference?
Girth should be measured at the thickest part of the shaft, not the head. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk