Need Help! Smuggling Weed To Spain

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by MakaveliTheDon, May 19, 2007.

  1. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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    i would never put any objects in my ass, especially not some shitty weed from england.
     
  2. MakaveliTheDon

    MakaveliTheDon Member

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    look if u aint going to fucking help then dont bother fucking replying fucking yank
     
  3. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    :lol: hahahahahaha


    *award* for biggest saddo

    if u was some crack junkie i would understand, but for some weed XD
     
  4. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    thats no way to go, i can honestly say english weed is crap. just because the truth makes ur balls sore doesnt mean you should insult him for being from america. calling every american person a yank is really ignorrant- allthough it is very brittish.

    yea all you americans are very right to hate us, i do too :S
     
  5. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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    haha im a yank huh. that's hillarious.
     
  6. MakaveliTheDon

    MakaveliTheDon Member

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    look can we get back to the whole point i started this thread. if u aint gunna give me tips then dont reply, very simple
     
  7. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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    hey makavelithedon, do you have the love of jesus christ in your life?
     
  8. MakaveliTheDon

    MakaveliTheDon Member

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    Hey, im thinking about smuggling it through my suitcase, i will buy 1 20pack of ciggerates and empty all of the tobbaco out of them but still leave the paper intact then just simply fill up the ciggies with grinded weed and use something to poke the weed down so its toght . then putting the pack of ciggies in my suitcase and im offf!!!! fool proof or what!!!


    Please reply
     
  9. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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    try pushing them down into the cigarettes and then putting one or two in your ass.
     
  10. nirmalamaya

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    Open a jar of peanut butter..
    melt it all. pour all but a little bit into a bowl on the side, put your sack of weed down there, remelt the extra peanut butter, pour it back into the peanut butter jar...voila. looks like you have an unopened jar of peanut butter. You can do the same with a candle. :)
     
  11. nirmalamaya

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    I think a BETTER idea would be..
    Not to smuggle weed. Its very pointless. Youll be able to find weed once you get there.

    Now if youre talking about smuggling heroin or something, totally understandable, but dude..youll find weed when you get there.
     
  12. pianoperson60

    pianoperson60 Senior Member

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    Dude, LISTEN to everyone on here: just buy it there!
    You WILL get caught bringing weed thru airports, stop being silly.
     
  13. PAX-MAN

    PAX-MAN Just A Old Hippy

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    there are cannabis clubs that sell it there , and you should know that , I think your a narc
     
  14. MakaveliTheDon

    MakaveliTheDon Member

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    i dont think you understand, IM NOT GOING TO BUY WEED WHEN I AM THERE SO FOR FUCK SAKE SUM1 JUST TELL ME HOW I SHOULD FUCKING SMUGGLE IT OR DONT BOTHER REPLYING WITH YOUR STUPID ASS COMMENTS
     
  15. nirmalamaya

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    definitely a narc.
    Why would someone risk smuggling...when they could get some money from their mommy and just buy it legally or otherwise once they get there?

    hmmm. sounds VERY fishy to me.
     
  16. MakaveliTheDon

    MakaveliTheDon Member

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    ohhh no im fucking busted!! u really think narcs look at forums that talk about smuggling weed, its just stupid what the fuck am they gunna learn from it or better still how the fuck am tey supposed to search eveyone's ball area and why would they waste time tracking down some people who maybe want to smuggle less than an eighth when by the time they get thier they would have probably smoked what they fucking smuggled


    u americans really are retarded
     
  17. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Put your weed in a bag, roll the bag up and smear vaseline on it. Then put it in another bag, roll it up and smear vaseline on it. Then put it in one more bag and tape it to your leg.

    I'd just buy it in Spain though, if I were you.
     
  18. MakaveliTheDon

    MakaveliTheDon Member

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    wouldnt it be easier to do the following



    1. Wrap weed in clingfilm , tightly.
    2. Place in a zip lock bag, fold over.
    3. Place it into a film holder, then because its airtight put aftershave in the tub.
    4. Put tissue round the flim holder and place betweeen butt cheeks.

    I tested this and it seemed to stay firmly attachted

    what u fink?
     
  19. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    You could wrap the weed in clingfilm, or whatever, but the vaseline would make it virtually indetectable by scent, so the dogs wouldn't be able to smell it, if there even are any dogs.

    That's what I would do if I was trying to bring weed on an airplane.
     
  20. nirmalamaya

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    You keep getting more and more idiotic with the "Americans" comments. I think we all get the point now..you can generalize and stereotype! Just like the average white conservative American! Looks like you guys have something in common :troll:

    Just chill out, and take peoples ideas into consideration, if you dont think smuggling weed into Spain is a big deal, then just take an idea and run with it, dont get upset when people tell you they dont think its gonna be that great of an idea. Youre asking people who are from countries where drug policy is not as lax as where you are from, that oviously means that we are going to comment based on what we know and what we experience here, you have to take that into consideration. We dont live in England or Spain so we dont KNOW their airport procedures especially when it comes to drugs. We do know, that here..they fuckin search you, sometimes a lot more than nessacery, and they bring in the dogs too.

    Bottom line..
    If youre so set on doing it..just do it and hope you dont get busted.
    :chill:
     

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