No, legal bud and salvia would be a terrible idea. I'm pretty sure it would be illegal to actually smoke something to get intoxicated in public. Plus I need to be sober so that I can actually study the reactions and stuff, because I need to write a 4-5 page paper on it.
It's a tad late to suggest, but go to a pizza hut, just ask for water and have some place else deliver their pizza there.
If he acts really stupid on salvia and starts flipping out, couldn't they arrest him for disorderly conduct? It would be funny to see someone smoke some spice gold in a restaurant though.
i was thinking about the pizza thing before from that one commercial. you could go into a pizza place and order a pizza and have them deliver it and ride with them to you house. or another way i was thinking that would be pretty unique but im not sure if the delivery person would do it or not. you could go to a pizza place and sit down and not order anything just say your waiting for someone else. then you could have someone deliver a pizza from another pizza place maybe even someone you know that would actually do it. or if you dont know anyone to deliever it you could just have the person your waiting for bring in a pizza from somewhere else. just do it as a busy time when theres alot of people in the place. and also be sure to show that the pizza is from a different place. i thought it would be funny and people would give you some wierd looks and the place your at might even kick you out im not sure. maybe you could buy like a 2 liter or something from the place your eating at just so they cant say you have to leave cuz you didnt buy anything from them. this doesnt have to be with pizza you could go to a fancy resturant and just order something simple then have someone bring in a pizza or something LOL.