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other dead pets that santa had cruelly

 

saved up as reindeer treats for his

 

wife since Santa is a bit strange

 

"We all love dead pets" he said

 

as he tugged on his beard and

 

moved to the longest house in the

 

elves compound. It was here where Santa

 

would put his strange mind to work

 

Soon Santa would emerge,looking like he

 

had one hell of a trip to

 

write about in his LSD journal. Mrs

 

Robinson was a good song by Paul

 

Simon and Art Garfunkel, Santa would play

 

hangman for hours on end with captive

 

female elves where he ejaculated with great

 

force after taking too many little blue

 

smurffettes and elf chicks off the streets

 

and hiring them as toy makers for

 

Santa, a doe, was no worse for

 

he enjoyed a little beastiality every now