New 7 Word Story Thread

the dogs got a whiff and decided

 

the monkey was in heat.Have you

 

ever been near the zoo in HUH?

 

That monkey ran like a gazelle on

 

it way to the barber for a

 

B.J. and a shave, it was last

 

but it didn't mind going last. Because

 

monkeys have patience. I can remember when

 

my dog followed the car down the

 

road and didn't come back until it

 

had screwed every one of the neighbors'

 

kids into buying x-ray glasses from a

 

pawn shop at night where real vampires

 

walk the streets looking for their next

 

date. When they got there this really

 

small leprechan jumped out of the bushes

 

and flashed his little green pecker shouting,''

 

you cant catch me I'm the Gingerbread

 

dealer,buy my bread bumblaclot so I

 

can buy me a new van that