New 7 Word Story Thread

screwdrivers and other tools in the box....

 

at the very same garage sale that

 

the blockbuster sold across the street, HA,

 

they only sold tacos though sweet sweet

 

juicy soft tacos....filled with savoury lickable

 

dog food. They sold like hot-cakes

 

in a waffle house at 2am

 

Deciding that it was time to diversify,

 

Americans finally elected a Black man as

 

king of our very own sinking ship

 

& corrupter in chief of the United States

 

of Arabica ..where flying carpet rides are

 

a routine and pleasent experience when having

 

your prostate examined by a blonde nurse

 

that was the cause of the nightmares

 

and wet dreams...Cold sweats happened daily

 

so i started collecting jars of sweat

 

and selling them at the flea market

 

the bee keepers got very very angry

 

because they sold better than the honey