New Ban The Poster Before You

Banned for being 'King of the Prats',having no shoes,drinking that yukky piss he calls 'ORstraylyun Woin',getting into a fight with a sparrow-and losing,tripping over his dick and generally being FAR too Honest to be a member of HF.

 

Banned for squirming in Santa's lap.

 

Banned for banning in the wrong thread whilst being caffene deprived....;-D

 

Banned for being strict on the under-awake.

 

banned for making a foray into jazz

 

banned for not knowing that jazz leaves me listless.

 

banned for mis-behaving on Sunday.....;-D

 

Banned for not reading the small-print regarding allowable lascivious behaviour on Sundays.

 

banned for partaking in ass love

 

Banned for thinking you're the ass police.

 

Banned for being the police police

 

banned for burning the buns....;-D

 

banned for being viciously vindictive and seriously pissing me off.

 

BANNED:- For Being So Easly Pissed Off As To Let That Boring Old Fart Farmout

Upset Him....



Cheers Glen.

 

Banned for not running a good vibrant Elton John forum for me to join and share my new obsession with fellow Elton fans.

 

Banned for crying every time Candle In The Wind comes on the radio

 

Banned for being so old as to know there is a song titled "Candle In The Wind". Must be at least 115, a thread like this could give you a heart attack at any second.

 

banned for knowing it's a song-could've been a play...so DOUBLE banned for exercising by jumping to conclusions.

 

banned for sophistication

 

BANNED:- For Using The Word Sophistication When Refering To pudgybear,

They Are OPPOSITE Ends Of The Spectrum...



Cheers Glen.