new game, have you been a naughty kid

yeah, I don't wan't someone else's babies - there's a crucial diffrencve between aother person's brats and your own kids.

and no, I haven't been there...but i'm a-heading there right now.

have you ever had a really strange conversation with somone along the lines of 'i have a boyfriend (who i luuurve)' 'i have a girlfriend (who I luuurve)...but if we weren't attached would we be shagging right now?' 'yep'...wwe didn't do anything but it was reaally really strange...

 

Oddly enough - yes. I was the one who was single.

Have you ever woken up early on a Saturday morning to go to the farmer's market?

 

I've been meaning too. Best intentions, but i'm usually a bit too hungover.

and yeah, neither of us was single...but I've been telling my friends about the oddness of it - and the amount of people who can relate but haven't told anyone coz that's not what you are supposed to do...it's really funny.

have you ever had work published (even if it's only in a shitty student magazine)?

 

Yep. *overachieving grin* I had a story published in an anothology of stories by young new zealanders... though it happened like 5 years ago so I should probably get over it

have you ever had to sit in a room and physically bite your tongue cos so many of the people in there are just spouting shit and you could totally shoot them down but its just easier not to cos they're so fucking annoying?

 

yes. oh god, yes. Especially when it's older relatives who launch into rcist/sexist/generally bigoted diatribes. ARG!

have you ever been super excited about the fact that tonight you will be going to duh du na DUH Motherfuckin Snakes On A Motherfuckin Plane?

 

i'm jealous....no one wants to waste money on that thing...i'm so tempted just to go and pay my 6.50 just to see the "snakes on a plane" title flash and just leave.

was it as craptastic as expected? And please tell me that Samuel L caught a flying snake in midair and snapped its neck(or whatever snaps on snakes)...and ooh, i want to know how it ends...is there like a mother snake that gets real pissed? dont tell me dont tell me...i'll find out. Was it any good though?

ever been kinda bummed cause a hurricane might fuckup your first date with a girl you like from work?

 

I cant WAIT for Snakes on a Plane!! Its gonna be soooo funny, I love it how Samuel L Jackson is finally let his sarcastic eccentricness shine forth by appearing in shows like Extras, movies like SOAP and promoting SOAP on shows like the Daily Show. He is like my new fav!!

And yes to the question... kinda.. more like Im worried rain will fuck up my hair and then fuck up my date coz I'll be so shitty about my hair.

HYE been at Sydney airport when your bf quietly leads you without a word to another shop where a tiny robotic rabbit is hopping around but has got stuck against a pole and appears to be humping it while eminating squeaky bunny sounds which just makes it all the more dodgier?

 

heehee, no but that's funny.

and Snakes on a Plane was fantastically awful. *SPOILER ALERT* A cobra bit a woman on the nipple!!!! that is truly the hallmark of a great film.

our enjoyment of it may have been enhanced by the fact that we were all very, very oh so very drunk.

which leads me to...have you ever illicitly boozed it up in a movie theater?

 

hahaha no., but I have gone and seen movies while freakishly high. Me and Bubbles went and saw "Mrs Henderson Presents" while amazingly stoned. It was awesome.

have you ever just been absolutely in love with an artist cos not only is his music amazing but he's also making music about being jewish which is just awesomely cool cos you're jewish? (Matisyahu is to whom I am referring)

 

Yes but without the jewishness factor obviously... my musician is ... Mick Jagger. I love his voice, his songs, his looks and his whole vibe... *sigh*.


HYE had a loser **** of a father who has a/ invited himself to your 21st when hes not invited and b/ booked you on a holiday down south for Xmas without your knowledge?

 

no, but that is sucky. grrr.

have you ever been to family planning and got a motherload (heehee) of condoms for $3? it's a brick!

 

Yes and it was a brick!!


HYE been stoked to find someone (in this case Soph) who was ressurecting old words? Personally I'm on a mission to bring back the awesome Victorian phrase to describe someone tedious and irritating.

'*person* is a frightfull bore!'
I really cant wait to use the word 'bore' in that context.. actually I could right now... my father is a frightfull bore!

 

yeah, but its usually some dude talking with thou and thine and canst and all that stuff.

ever almost got into an accident cause some douchbag pulled into oncoming traffic to get around some guy who was going slow?


p.s. thats a mighty score of condoms....arent they normally like a 1.20 per fuck? outraaaaaaageous

 

As a passenger, yes I have experienced that many times.


HYE recieved an impaling unicorn with 3 people to impale it on (a toyset) for your birthday??

 

hahaha...no...but that reminds me of a conversation I was having the other day...

HAve you ever heard of a Screwnicorn? It's when one partner straps a dildo to their head and fucks the other partner in the manner of a crazed unicorn. Bwhahahaha.


and yes, they are normally a bit dearer BUT if you are under 22 and you go to family planning they give you a prescription for condoms - 144 for $3. Faaantastic savings!

 

Oh my god that is so hilarious! Dan better watch out!

HYE not checked your university grades for like 1 and a half years so have no idea of your marks but have finally got around to getting your password reset and have been pleasantly surprised to see that yes, you DO have the marks to do Honours? yaaaaaaaaaaay!

 

hot stuff! Honours is fun, your lecturers treat you like an academic not just a bum on a seat. but, when they say that you should start you dissertation early, DO IT. Mine is due in like 2 weeks...oh god... *starts hyperventilating into a brown paper bag*


have you ever had to get a new cast for your arm and this time it is blue? oooooooh?

 

lol lol what have you done to your arm this time???!! sounds very sexy although personally, no I havn't.

HYE had an evil drier that keeps turning all your clothes an ugly blue colour?

 

haha no. And it's the same injury - i get 8 months of cast time and then surgery. yay me

have you ever slapped someone in fury?

 

No, but I have been slapped.

HYE suddenly had complete faith in yourself and your abilities and it comes as a bit of a shock?