new year resolutions

I wanna learn to eat shit without throwing up HELP!

 

To have a dick in my ass at the stoke of midnight everyday...

 

Hey- practice makes profits... or something like that.

 

Yeah, if they are practicing, why are they getting paid?

 

paid apprenticeship?

 

This year I'm going to start smoking and stop exercising

 

That's the spirit... stick with what you know you'll be able to accomplish!

 

Drink less, attempt and probably fail at smoking ciggerettes less unless i stick to clove ciggerettes its hard to smoke as many of those as regular ciggerettes. Also I would like to find a way around my rather high tolerance to cannabis, maybe a vaporizer would help.

 

did,nt make none to break this year.

 

have someone shit directly in your mouth. fresher is better.

 

lol.wasting my time..tryed quitting SO many times

 

smoke twice as many cigarettes, run around naked, and..... jump off a bridge.

How about it? :sunny:

 

My resolution: don't make the same mistakes as last year..

 

Focus more on my music
Stay in tip-top shape all year
Follow my heart and strengthen my independence
Be happy

 

yeah right:sunny: only if you jump first haha:2thumbsup:

 

I have none sorry