Next time the Jehovas witnesses show up...

ahah I had some come to my door about two weeks ago, and it was pretty early in the morning and I'd just gotten up, still a mess..

So I answer the door, I'm nice, I smile, I take the goddamn pamphlets (the two kids with their dad actually go to my school and I kinda know them), they leave.

Afterwards, I look in the mirror and notice that my clothes were still all twisted and mangled from sleep and my shirt was all pulled down pretty much exposing my breasts completely.

And it was at that moment that I began laughing like hell

 

Yea, same as jess, I've never had a JH come to my door before. But i'm looking forward to the day they do.

 

do what Billy Connoly does - call out through the keyhole and say something to this effect: "I am standing here naked, with an enormous erection. If you're not gone in 5 seconds, I'm opening the door!"

Works like a charm.

 

Ask them politely if they would want to watch a gay porn flick with me and have a golden shower.

i know i need help