Ninjas versus Pirates....

I'm definately a ninja piarate... more like a bear lately... haha

 

fuck clint eastwood, it's all seagal, man!!! seagal can make chuck norris curl up in a scared little ball in a corner and whimper.

 

I dunno, have you seen the latest Die Hard movie??? Bruce Willis is right on chuck Norris's ass I'm tellin ya.

 

I'd rate them as follows:

Steven Seagal is a bad azz
All you have to know about Chuck Norris is he got his ass kicked in by Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon
Van Damme is too soft and just a pretty boy
Bolo is too slow
Sammo Hung is too fat
Jet Li could use some Pro-Active creme
James Ryan is tough, but right out of a comic book tough
Bruce Lee would have been the best ever, but his career was too short to judge


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i think jet lee is cute. bad skin and all.

ackie chan makes me weep for joy.

 

Seagull is a badass...

"Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups!"


Clint would still kick his ass though.


Norris, Van Damme, and the rest of those wankers are all cockfags.

 

ninja is fuckin awesome, ninjas r better than pirates

 

hey! this thread has a theme song!

"Ninjas Versus Pirates" by Mr. Sexy and the Super Ska Machine
or
NVP if you like...

 

Armour of God (where he takes on those three black chicks wearing high heels)and Armour of God II: Operation Condor where he takes on those former Nazis



Hotwater

 

never ever discount a gorgeous pair of legs in high heels...

 

Those high heels were deadly (until he got them on a catwalk with a grated floor)


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i must confess, i don't really recall that. i'm apparently not a sufficient fan. i hang my head in shame. i apologize, i don't have the attention span to REALLY CARE about my musicians and "actors."

but seagal is still god.

 

Did you know that Seagal is Jewish?

 

never did. that's just that much cooler. now he's controlling hollywood and the media. i'm SO HAPPY!!!

 

OMFG. his mother is irish catholic.

I THOUGHT I WAS JOKING! BUT HE REALLY IS GOD!!

 

No but If you've seen him recently, he seriously needs to get on a low fat / low calorie Hanukkah diet next december - and stay away from the Rugelach



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You know, on the topic.

I saw a movie that sounded like it could be good but wasn't that good today.

It's called "The Believer", it's about a Yesshivah Jew who is a Neo-Nazi.

Very weak performance.

I should have watched Under Siege instead

 

Under Siege was really good, and that playboy bunny that tags along with him as he dispatches the bad guys was hot, and those tits (full frontal nudity) were perfect



Hotwater

 

Haha

Under Siege was actually a good action movie... very underrated, I agree.

Under Siege 2 was a tad less good though.

 

BE CAREFULL OF THOSE PIRATES!