Off-topic Thread

Hose?!?!?!

Stop trying to fool yourself brah

You can't afford water

 

Lmao... Pat your to funny today...

 

I'm always like this

But sorry, i am not single

 

I'll "borrow" some from my neighbor.

 

you have to left feet. you will probly trip on the way over, awaken there guard dog and get eaten

food chain ftw

 

Nah- I sold the dog to the Korean restaurant down the street- - it's how I'll be able to afford water tomorrow.

 

You have mental retardation.

 

brilliant. absolutely brilliant

I have never had korean. chinese food on the other hand mmmmmm

 

typo

shouldnt you be hanging out with your lover? you only get to see her once a year

 

I am, we just got done banging... I was just checking to see if anyone got banned recently.

 

Food? Oh no- they said they were going to use him as a guard dog to keep the customers away so they could practice origami with inflatable cheese slices. They say it's difficult.

 

lol talking about how much you get on the interwebs

means you dont get much

 

i love stereotypes

seriously

 

how'd you know?

 

Me too... but they gotta have decent speakers.

 

I know because if it happens irl it happens on the internet


I dont brag about my love life

 

seems there is some creep in the background of my photo..

 

He picks up on 60% of the facts- all the time.

 

strong photoshop in this thread

 

all he said was that they just got done banging.

I say HALLELUJAH