Off-topic Thread

Where you off to, pal?

 

your poor mini, zilla, has probably seen much worse. lol

 

going on a 15 night cruise to fiji,venuatu and a bunch of other smaller islands.
Me and a few mates... will be good.

 

Nice!! Wish I could fuck off to Fiji. I haven't been abroad in 8 years. But I will.

 

MMmmmM warm water surf, wish I had some. :cheers2:

 

By then my dreads should be beastly enough to hide you in.
If not I'll just buy you a ticket or some shizzaaay

-drooooools-

 

This is why you are my favourite person!

 

If only you lived in Australia... I'd feed you grapes and nuzzle your neck.

 

'Dreadlocks day one' videos on youtube are funny to me.

 

riverting, astounding, mind shitting

these are just some of the words that come to mind whilst reading that post

 

this is a really funny story, so i figure here is a good place to share it.

in order for you to appreciate this story you pretty much have to be a fan of south park.....

but yea, here we go


so i get out of work today and i saw my friend dawn on my way home from work. she was on her lunch break and decided it was a good idea if we hung out for a little bit. she was hungry and i wanted some sweet tea, and up here in the north the best thing we got is mcdonalds cuz there tea is pretty damn delicious.

but anyway, the lady working drive through was this cute little old mexican lady name jennifer, and she talked just like the jenifer lopez hand from south park. so i say "my name is hennifer hlopez, i like tacos y burritos"

to which dawn holds up her hand, with a face thats already drawn on it from some previous activity during the day and says "taco flavoured kisses for my ben"

anyway i just thought it was funny how that chain of events led to my friend already having a face drawn on her hand and ready to crack jokes

 

Anybody ever do doggy yoga?

 

I have the same deck chair as you

 

haha that made me lol in class, funny story :cheers2:

 

I'm going to bed..

 

Pretty racist

 

fuck

 

At my school there is only one white kid (outside of my kin) who was starting dreadlocks- he looked like he was going neglect. He made it almost two months,he has a great start, some really nice clumps,

and he combed

 

Hahahhahaha. That has to be one of my favorite episodes, "Don't be fooled by all my money, I still like to eat tacos, hunny! So crispy on the outside, so super good and yummy." No, I did not need to google this shit for the words. I got this down pat.