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Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Irminsul, Aug 1, 2019.

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  1. guerillabedlam

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    That was shocking news to hear. I know several analysts predicted he would be a mutiple Super Bowl Winning QB.
     
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  2. bluewatersurfer

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    the wear and tear on his body has been extreme
     
  3. unfocusedanakin

    unfocusedanakin The Archaic Revival Lifetime Supporter

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    Good for Luck!

    See how they boo'd you? You are a tool for them and no longer useful. Go remember your wife's name and walk when you are 50. In my opinion it should be the goal of any NFL player to retire before 30.
     
  4. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm sure everyone has seen all of the many different versions of the Andrew Luck memes.

    He does kinda look like a civil war captain or a brig General in Washington's army.


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  5. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Dearest Abigail,

    Our campaign has come to end, and I shall be home soon, weary and bloodied but alive. That is the best news I can offer. It is nothing to take for granted even amid the weight of such disappointment and sadness.

    We are defeated but not broken.

    Salute these brave lads. Limp and lame, we will march through the gates of the city with heads held high. Nothing I might say in tribute to these boys can adequately express how proud I am of each man and our collective effort.

    Misery engulfs both sides when the rain falls like it did on the field this day, making purchase difficult for both the boots and hands. In marches another opposing column most foul, dysentery and the consumption. It is hard to fight indeed when a man is leaking from both ends. The New Englanders are most accustomed to the weather in this miserable cold marshes that seem forever dampened by the elements.

    One of these so-called Patriots was most unforgettable. My counterpart, a wily veteran called Touchdown Tom by his men, was magnificent. He commands a formation with the will of Zeus.
     
  6. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    There's a documentary on espn im watching. The 2011 AFC Wildcard game Broncos V Steelers, the miracle ball from Tebow. :tongueclosed:
     
  7. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Speaking of Demaryius Thomas he’s finally getting healthy again and is looking good at the Patriots training camp.


    The only problem I have with him is occasionally he drops the ball at crucial moments
     
  8. Irminsul

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    That'll be the minor problem. The bigger problem is he's a typical douchebag and nobody likes him because he's a douchebag. If he keeps his big dumb mouth closed and just plays football he might be okay, but that's always been doubtful prospect for him lol.
     
  9. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    So far he's doing it the Patriot's way, but we shall see.

    If Thomas can stay healthy and Josh Gordon can stay off the cocaine for once in his life, Tom Brady suddenly has a potent offense to go along with the Patriots excellent defense.
     
  10. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    this is literally the first one i've seen.
     
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  11. Irminsul

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    Lol fans booed him for announcing retirement. What trash fans.
     
  12. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    One of the latest Andrew Luck conspiracies has him returning to the league in two years to play for the New England Patriots after Tom Brady retires.

    Thus continuing the patriots dynasty to the chagrin of every other team in the league....lol...
     
  13. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    When your home team has been to 9 super bowls in 19 years, you tend to eat, drink, and sleep, everything NFL during the course of the season
     
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  14. Irminsul

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    Except for the Broncos. Von Miller lives rent free in Bradys head over still, over the conference championship in 2016. :p. And then that Moron Cam Newton a fortnight later.

    They write happy fathers day cards to VM cause he's they DADDY! WHOOAAAAH!
     
  15. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    With all due respect, we've long since forgotten that game and so hasn't Brady.

    The only games we haven't gotten over were the 2006 AFC championship game when we were up by 11 points over the Manning lead Colts with just minutes remaining in the game,
    and the end of the 2007 season when we lost to the Giants in the super bowl, which ruined an otherwise perfect season.

    - that's it, otherwise our conscience is clear.
     
  16. Irminsul

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    Haha
    Hook, line and sinker. :p
     
  17. Irminsul

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  18. I'minmyunderwear

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    seems like it would just be boring at that point.

    now when your team hasn't been to a championship game since before they started calling it the super bowl, you might have a good reason to concern yourself with which other teams are suddenly losing their quarterbacks. and yet i still don't bother.
     
  19. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Winning never gets boring
     
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